the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 


yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

the-uncalm-nipples:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

nateriot:

Obama on gay adoption 

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yeah totally ruining this country what a horrible guy

Fun fact: Obama has attempted to fix almost everything that he promised to fix, but the republicans have voted almost all of his bills out of congress. He’s not the problem.

(Source: holymaurymotherofgod)

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policedog:

imagine if people screamed instead of snored

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dynastylnoire:

2damnfeisty:

youeatthekitty:

thecouscousking:

imsoshive:

What the fuck is going on with NYPD?!smfh

Worst police force i have ever come across

THE worst! Up there with LAPD

They up there fucking up black for grilling for the cookout.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST

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wizlaqueefuh:

jiruchan:

mooshumuffin:

rikachama:

valkyria422:

thebestoftimesendoftimes:

pleasejuststoptalking:

don’t be fuckin rude

This hurts my soul

That last kid in green speaks the damn truth

^^

the last kid is a homie

Bespectacled kid in green, your wisdom belies your true age.

Now I wanna show them a Game & Watch

Imagine their reaction to a Walkman or those hit clips lol

(Source: youtube.com)

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burgerkid:

could you please hold this for a second *hands you my problems and runs away*

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annulet:

pomfette:

i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven

UR FACE THOUGH IM LAUGHING TREMENDOUSLY 

annulet:

pomfette:

i just witnessed a 12 year old punch another 12 year old for the chance to see breasts. and not just a light tap. this was a sucker punch. if these kids arent smart enough to google “hot girl tity” they arent smart enough to fake the sound of skin hitting skin. i have found my true calling. i am not going to heaven

UR FACE THOUGH IM LAUGHING TREMENDOUSLY 

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attack-attazkaban:

watermel0n-smile:

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time

I’m so in love with this

attack-attazkaban:

watermel0n-smile:

he just accepts it, not even surprised by it. must happen all the time

I’m so in love with this

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rain-force:

plot twist: you scream to your mom who’s in her room to come to the table because you already made the dinner

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profiting:

"you should have went during lunch"image

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thorxndor:

since I’m 18 now I had to call the hospital myself to get test results and I was simply planning on saying that I had a blood test last week and if I could get the results back but when the woman answered I said “I want my blood back” and hung up the phone, so I’m never trying that again

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